Just what species or, shall we say, genus are you


Welcome flowers

Ask me anything

emmablackeru:

why you should be my friend

  1. I will talk about sex with you and not care in the slightest even if you have the most bizarre kinks I do not give a shit
  2. I will reblog your selfies no questions asked
  3. I will ask you questions on anon to make you look more popular
  4. nothing happens to me so you can talk about yourself forever.

Source: emmablackeru

nedcans:

jean-luc-gohard:

You’re one in a million. That means there are 320 of you in the United States. Find yourself. Start an army. Overthrow the government of a small midwestern town. Run shit.

And now, the weather.

Source: jean-luc-gohard

slavette:

"if you’re 18 why do you still ask your parents for permission"

I seriously thought it was normal to ask permission to do things from the people that own the house you live in and provide for you, even if you’ve reached the magical age of 18. I’m going to continue being polite and nice to my parents until they are no longer around. I seriously thought that this was normal.

Source: slavette

unclefather:

Yes, I am 20 years old. Yes, I am an adult. Will you still find me fighting with 17 year olds on the internet? You bet your ass you will

Source: unclefather

fieldbears:

lydiduh:

In 15 seconds of dialogue Francis Wilkerson sums up what’s wrong with how women are criticized in our society and it’s great

I literally remember when this aired and something clicked in my head. He was putting to words what I kept seeing over and over in media without apology or explanation

Source: lydiduh

goddamn-batgirl:

prismplague:

arctoidea:

there are too many pictures of mermaids in sexy poses and not enough of them drowning and eating men. whats up with that

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THANKS FRIEND

Source: arctoidea

idreamofjimmy:

neyruto:

i hate the way this website romanticizes jimmy neutron 

Did someone say romance

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Source: neyruto

akianne-chan:

hiddlegasms:

backscrubber:

i can’t not reblog this

how is this wrong or unnatural? i don’t understannnd.

It’s so cute 

Source: igperish

Source: 90s90s90s

slimeghost2003:

how am i supposed to wipe my ass with this?

Source: anus


I know how you feel Phil

I know how you feel Phil

Source: thewaltvault

Source: everything--autumn

sixpathsofbased:

Bronies need to look at this picture for 24 hours straight

sixpathsofbased:

Bronies need to look at this picture for 24 hours straight

Source: punishedzergface

killbenedictcumberbatch:

beemovieruinedmylife:

ohm YGOD

jesus fucking christ who let jerry seinfeld write a kids movie

Source: fuck-yeah-dreamworks

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